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Hi im Megan. I like ice cream and long walks on the beach. Im a very sarcastic person and some may call me a "smart ass". I dont disagree. I tend to get all of my bad qualities from my father who spent the past year screwing the hoe at my mothers workplace. Im not bitter. If your bored already you might as well stop reading because this will be a while. Im currently having the worst case of PMS known to man and I certainly dont give a flying fuck if you think im a bitch. Im not a bitch. Im a very intelligent, smart, and loving human being with a vagina. I go shopping and spend my money on beauty products and i get called "spoiled" for that. Hey, you should be thankful im trying to look better for you, nut buster. But honestly, i dont care what you think. I care about how i feel, no matter what you may believe. Ive made a list of resolutions for this year, so im bound to keep one of them. Im an emotional person, but not dramatic. I hate drama and all its little friends. Fuck drama. Go sex. Im a virgin, but i have a very very very perverted mind. Id like to think i already know what there is to know about sex so dont tell me that i dont. If you do, youll ruin the moment and i will be one sad person, because thats all i think about. Ask any one of my friends. Theres not alot of them to choose from, so choose wisely. I dont make friends easily. Im very reserved and quiet. Im soft spoken and shy IRL. Im one of those wierd-internet-outgoing-cyber-sons-a-bitches if you get my jist. I love Fiji water. It reminds me of the good times in Orlando i used to have. I would like to go back this month. If you can, hook me up. My number can be retrieved through AIM so message away. I like to eat. Everything. I dont think i could ever become a vegitarian because cows taste mmm mmm good. so do chickens. I cant stand people who think they have it rough and they have nothing to be thankful for..then the next minute they are soooo thankful and love everyone and have the best life EVER. If it werent for me going to hell, i would fucking kill you and your little dog too. Everyone should be fucking happy and not depressed unless they are going to fucking die you get me? So shut up and smile. I dont like that wierd guy on candid camera because he has the wierest eyes ever and uses too much self tanner. He looks like a fucking burnt orange. I have a panic disorder. Although i havent been to the docter in 8 years i certainly know i have them. Maybe im just slowly turning mentally retarded. How bad could that be? I could get into easier classes and have whatever i want to eat for lunch and be bad all the time and get away with it. Im going to be famous one day. This is yet another reason why you should love me, or pretend to at least. If i get really close to you ill be sure to talk about you in my thousands of interviews and maybe even my in depth interview with barbra walters. i wonder why her interviews always make the interviewee cry? do you think shes one of those wierd witch people that used to taunt you in middle school? there was this one witch/astronomer/doctor/herbalist/physcic girl who put a spell on me so that my hair would fall out. little did i know the next day i spend 5 minutes in the shower getting all the hair off of my fingers from washing it. did you know the average person looses 200,000 strands of hair a day? so therefore that spell was a "trick spell". she must have thought i was one dumb chick.

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